Farley Malorrus Dancing to Super Tramp Recent

"Men, our leader, Rommel, is dead, at Hitlers hand. The truth will spread through the camp as it has like lightning. As a Prussian, like the Field Marshall, this does not bode well for us. My choice to you is grim and deadly.........................Do we continue to fight for the madman, or do we try to defect to an angry, bitter, vindictive allied army, which would hardly trust us. The choice may be a loss in any event, but it is my belief we defect, what say thee?" (Pregnant pause with seething anger abound) Von STrapt: DEFECT Hager: DEFECT BRAUNSER: DEFECT HAUSER: DEFECT MEIRHAUSEN: DEFECT VAN BOREN: DEFECTLoudly) So, the deepest Core of the German Army, of the proud Vehrmacht,the 'Special Forces and Veterans,' the men responsible for at one time winning the War for the Axis, decide in unison to defect and surrender, and decide to present it to the men, awaiting any rebuttals.... The minutes stretched into hours, and the hours to dawn, when word let out that 5 men, supposedly SS operatives sabotaged the ammo dump and fled before dawn. The sabotage was stopped, but the word was out, that ROMMEL'S 5TH PANZER WAS PLANNING TO DEFECT AS A BLOCK of 10,000 men, 35 Panzer and Tiger Tanks, 20 half Tracks, 15 Artillery, and 15 Trucks...The order was given to break camp, load weapons, and place a blue ribbon on your uniform in case we run into unfriendly German Troops on our now quest to reach the American lines through 5 SS Panzer Divisions in front of us.....The Sun rose, the air was wet, the fog came in, and the Battalion started down the road to Stuttgart, and confront what was ahead.....Copyright, Farley Malorrus 2007, 2008. All Rights Reserved.




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TONGUE TWISTERS PASSED ON, Acting SCI FI

The Tongue Twister Database
This page was originally created to give a good group of tongue twisters to people in speech therapy, to people who want to work on getting rid of an accent, or to people who just plain like tongue twisters. I hope you enjoy them.

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Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

Unique New York.

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bitof better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?

A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

Pope Sixtus VI's six texts.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.

"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.
"Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

Three free throws.

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.

Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Knapsack straps.

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

Inchworms itching.

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

The myth of Miss Muffet.

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.

Cheap ship trip.

I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

Lovely lemon liniment.

Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar.

Tim, the thin twin tinsmith

Fat frogs flying past fast.

I need not your needles, they're needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see;
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.

Flee from fog to fight flu fast!

Greek grapes.

The boot black bought the black boot back.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

We surely shall see the sun shine soon.

Moose noshing much mush.

Ruby Rugby's brother bought and brought her
back some rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

Sly Sam slurps Sally's soup.

My dame hath a lame tame crane,
My dame hath a crane that is lame.

Six short slow shepherds.

A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos.

The two-twenty-two train tore through the tunnel.

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed.

Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.

Three gray geese in the green grass grazing.
Gray were the geese and green was the grass.

Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

Peggy Babcock.

You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

Black bug's blood.

Flash message!

Say this sharply, say this sweetly,
Say this shortly, say this softly.
Say this sixteen times in succession.

Six sticky sucker sticks.

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu
choose the shoes he chews?

Crisp crusts crackle crunchily.

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

Six sharp smart sharks.

What a shame such a shapely sash
should such shabby stitches show.

Sure the ship's shipshape, sir.

Betty better butter Brad's bread.

Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat's felt.

Sixish.

Don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

Six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
I thought I thought.

Brad's big black bath brush broke.

Thieves seize skis.

Chop shops stock chops.

Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes
as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.

Strict strong stringy Stephen Stretch
slickly snared six sickly silky snakes.

Susan shineth shoes and socks;
socks and shoes shines Susan.
She ceased shining shoes and socks,
for shoes and socks shock Susan.

Truly rural.

The blue bluebird blinks.

Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.

When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,
For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist;
But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,
The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.

Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.

The twain that in twining before in the twine,
As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;
Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,
He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.

The Leith police dismisseth us.

The seething seas ceaseth
and twiceth the seething seas sufficeth us.

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor
who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the
doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor
the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

Two Truckee truckers truculently truckling
to have truck to truck two trucks of truck.

Plague-bearing prairie dogs.

Ed had edited it.

She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.

Give me the gift of a grip top sock:
a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock.

While we were walking, we were watching window washers
wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.

Freshly fried fresh flesh.

Pacific Lithograph.

Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.

The crow flew over the river
with a lump of raw liver.

Preshrunk silk shirts

A bloke's back bike brake block broke.

A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place
where a plaice is pleased to be placed.

I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.

Good blood, bad blood.

Quick kiss. Quicker kiss.

I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau,
he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved.

Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts,
with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
he thrusts his fist against the posts
and still insists he sees the ghosts.

Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers.

Listen to the local yokel yodel.

Give Mr. Snipa's wife's knife a swipe.

Whereat with blade,
with bloody, blameful blade,
he bravely broached his boiling bloody breast.

Are our oars oak?

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

A lusty lady loved a lawyer
and longed to lure him from his laboratory.

The epitome of femininity.

She stood on the balcony
inexplicably mimicing him hiccupping,
and amicably welcoming him home.

Kris Kringle carefully crunched on candy canes.

Please pay promptly.

On mules we find two legs behind
and two we find before.
We stand behind before we find
what those behind be for.

What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut?

One-One was a racehorse.
Two-Two was one, too.
When One-One won one race,
Two-Two won one, too.

Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.

Pick a partner and practice passing,
for if you pass proficiently,
perhaps you'll play professionally.

Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not bear the boar.
The boar thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,
Andso one morn he bored the boar--
That boar will bore the bear no more.

If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot
To talk ere the tot could totter,
Ought the Hottenton tot
Be taught to say aught, or naught,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot
Be taught by her Hottentot tutor,
Ought the tutor get hot
If the Hottentot tot
Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?

Will you, William?

Mix, Miss Mix!

Who washed Washington's white woolen underwear
when Washington's washer woman went west?

Two toads, totally tired.

Freshly-fried flying fish.

The sawingest saw I ever saw saw
was the saw I saw saw in Arkansas.

Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks!

Strange strategic statistics.

Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet,
All she does is sits and shifts,
All she does is sits and shifts.

Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker

Ned Nott was shot

and Sam Shott was not.

So it is better to be Shott

than Nott.

Some say Nott

was not shot.

But Shott says

he shot Nott.

Either the shot Shott shot at Nott

was not shot,

or

Nott was shot.

If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,

Nott was shot.

But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,

then Shott was shot,

not Nott.

However,

the shot Shott shot shot not Shott --

but Nott.

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

Three twigs twined tightly.

There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.

Pretty Kitty Creighton had a cotton batten cat.
The cotton batten cat was bitten by a rat.
The kitten that was bitten had a button for an eye,
And biting off the button made the cotton batten fly.

Suddenly swerving, seven small swans
Swam silently southward,
Seeing six swift sailboats
Sailing sedately seaward.

The ochre ogre ogled the poker.

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock,
Or some stickler who is slicker
Will stick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor
With a lock!

Shredded Swiss chesse.

The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders.

Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.

Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.

Success to the successful thistle-sifter!

Thank the other three brothers of their father's mother's brother's side.

They both, though, have thirty-three thick thimbles to thaw.

Irish wristwatch.

Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.

Cows graze in groves on grass which grows in grooves in groves.

Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades,
blunderbusses, and bludgeons -- balancing them badly.

Tragedy strategy.

Selfish shellfish.

They have left the thriftshop, and lost both their theatre tickets and the
volume of valuable licenses and coupons for free theatrical frills and thrills.

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NEW YORK GIANTS BEAT THE PATS 17 to 14 as PREDICTED BY FARLEY MALORRUS

The New YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS are SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS, and you read about it RIGHT HERE in my journal.
THE GIANTS WON IN THE MOON WOBBLE 17 to 14 as Predicted by YOURS TRULY FARLEY MALORRUS, of http://www.radioastrology.com

If you ever doubted ASTROLOGY WAS TRUE AND POWERFUL.....NOW YOU KNOW....
Money has been WON by all those who took the 14 points and WON THE GAME STRAIGHT UP.....
Another Championship Prediction notch on my record.
Not to brag, but ASTROLOGY DOES WORK...
The World is in a MOON WOBBLE Phase ALL OF FEBRUARY which is full of disappointments...mainly for favored NEW ENGLAND against the HUGE UNDERDOG GIANTS.

SO, that's the latest Sports news..
GIANTS WIN SUPERBOWL AS PREDICTED RIGHT HERE...
17-14 over FAMED UNDEFEATED NEW ENGLAND.
HAVE A GREAT WEEK EVERYONE.
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE CHAMPION GIANTS!
FARLEY MALORRUS
www.radioastrology.com

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GIANTS TO WIN SUPER BOWL OR BEAT SPREAD BY FARLEY MALORRUS

Everything I feel (& My Astrological Enclave) tells me GIANTS to WIN SUPER BOWL, or at least BEAT 14 Point Spread...Go Eli.....Also, Giants Defense, Creams Brady's Ankle, Film at 11. By Farley Malorrus
Moon Wobble all of February equals Moon Wobble Super Bowl or Disappointment for Patriots Nation...
DURING THE CURRENT FEBRUARY MOON WOBBLE, I have to FAVOR TAKING THE 14 POINTS (BUY 1/2 if you need to), and the fact TOM BRADY HAS A BAD ANKLE and the GIANTS DEFENSE Will be keying on that.....ALSO, NEPTUNE IN AQUARIUS GOES AGAINST LEOS during AQUARIUS TIME, when LEOS NORMALLY have tons of stress, BRADY being the Resident LEO...14 Points is Way too much in my opinion, but Don't let me sway you on whom to bet...
Here's more from Greg Coselle from the SPORTING NEWS on why the GIANTS WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL, or at least beat the spread. "You know, I don't care WHOM you are, it's tough to win 18 or 19 games in the NFL...and The GIANTS Almost beat these guys in New England..
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Defense will make the Giants champions

By Greg Cosell - SportingNews

On the final weekend of December, with an undefeated regular season on the line, New England came from behind in the fourth quarter to beat the Giants, 38-35. But don't let the Patriots' perfect season blind you to the fact it was a hard-fought, tightly contested game featuring two evenly matched teams.

The Giants almost saddled the Patriots with their first loss and are quite capable of doing so in Super Bowl 42. It says here, they will.

It was the Giants' defense that was mostly responsible for the three-point loss. One glaring statistic, and a very important one, was the number of plays run by New England: 69 to the Giants' 52. Discounting four kneeldowns by Tom Brady, the Patriots had 43 called passes and 22 called runs. That's 66 percent pass, which has been the Patriots' M.O. in almost every game this season.

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Brady completed 32 passes against the Giants, 11 to Wes Welker and eight to Kevin Faulk. Welker and Faulk are the two most critical components of the Patriots' offense. When you throw the ball as much as New England does, the sustaining elements of the passing gameare much more important than the big-play feature. It's Welker and Faulk who generate the week-to-week consistency of this predominantly one-dimensional offense, not Randy Moss.

Moss, however, was a key factor against the Giants. He caught six passes for 100 yards and two touchdowns, including a 65-yarder in the fourth quarter that gave New England the lead. It came on a third-and-10 in which the Giants blew the coverage and Moss ran free down the sideline. Brady, well protected against a blitz, calmly hit Moss in stride. That's the brilliance of Brady and the Patriots' offense. You make a mistake, they exploit it.

It was not surprising the play came against a blitz. Under defensive coordinator Steve Spagnuolo, the Giants are an attacking defense that has blitzed on more than 35 percent of all called passes this season, including the three playoff wins. In that December 29 matchup against New England, Brady scorched the Giants' blitz, completing 14 of 18 for 174 yards and two touchdowns. His QB rating against the blitz was 144.0.

Let's spin this forward to February 3 in Arizona. The Giants' aggressive approach is the right one against Brady and the Patriots' passing game, regardless of what happened a month ago. They must challenge New England's offensive line both mentally and physically. It's a smart, cohesive group that understands pressures and adjustments, but it lacks premier athleticism and movement.

Spagnuolo will make the linemen think and react on the move. Even though the result did not reflect it, the Giants did an excellent job mixing fronts, pressures and coverages in that first game. They at times broke down the Patriots' protections both by winning individual matchups and with scheme and design. There is a lot to build on for Spagnuolo, and he will not be passive.

The counterargument, of course, is that Brady is so good in the pocket sensing and feeling pressure that he more often than not compensates for the limitations of his line. That was critical in the first matchup, given the number of times the Giants' pressure was a factor.

The outcome of Super Bowl 42 will hinge most directly on the ability of the Giants to consistently pressure Brady. There is no doubt in my mind that Bill Belichick is focusing first and foremost on pass protection in his preparation.

He knows that the Giants' two safeties, James Butler and Gibril Wilson, lack range in coverage and can be attacked and beaten at the intermediate and deeper levels. Butler, in particular, is a weak link as a coverage safety. He simply can't run very well, and he will be targeted by the Patriots through the use of personnel and formations.

One other point about Brady. He is the best there is at manipulating and moving defenders to create passing lanes to deliver the football. The Giants' secondary at times struggled with that, allowing Brady to move them with shoulder rolls and pump fakes. Those mistakes are correctable, and Spagnuolo will instruct his backs to maintain their coverage responsibilities until Brady releases the ball. It's about discipline.

Expect the Giants to match up with six defensive backs when the Patriots go with their three- and four-wide receiver packages. Safety Michael Johnson has become a significant contributor as the dime player, aligning primarily as a linebacker, but clearly bringing more speed and quickness to the defense.

Don't be misled by the Patriots' running game out of two- and three-tight end personnel in the AFC championship game; they don't want to play that way. They took that approach only because they were not having success throwing the ball, and because Brady tweaked his ankle late in the first quarter. They are a passing team, and in the controlled climate of Glendale, Ariz., they will align with Brady in the shotgun and toss the ball around. Don't be surprised if the no-huddle is a significant part of their approach.

It's a prolific passing game, but the Giants can handle it. It will come down to two things: pressure and coverage discipline. I think they'll have both things covered and will make enough plays to raise the Vince Lombardi Trophy in the desert.

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GEORGE W. BUSH RESUME (Makes Interesting Reading)

RESUME 

GEORGE W. BUSH 

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington, DC 20520 

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: 

Law Enforcement: 

I was arrested in Kennebunkport,Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texasdriving record has been "lost" and is not available. 

Military: 

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam. 

College: 

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

I began my career in the oil business in Midland,Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. 

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. 

With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS: 

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in theUnion. During my tenure,Houston replaced Los Angelesas the most smog-ridden city in America. 

I cut taxes and bankrupted theTexas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. 

Iset the record for the most executions by any governor in American history. 

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida , and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President of the United States, after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT: 

I am the first President in U.S.history to enter office with a criminal record. 

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. 

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. 

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S.history. 

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. 

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. 

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues. 

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S.history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her. 

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President. 

I am the all- time U.S. and world record -holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. 

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud inU.S. history, Enron. 

My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision. 

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. 

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convict ed criminals to be awarded government contracts. 

I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S.history. 

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States Government.

I've broken more international treaties than any President inU.S. history. 

I am the first President in U.S.history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. 

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. 

I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. 

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US election).

I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television. 

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S.history. 

I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after theWorld Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. 

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind. 

I am the first President in U.S.history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. Citizens and the world community. 

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime. 

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the l ies on our British friends. 

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. 

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD. 

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.

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THESE TRANSITS ARE A BITCH By Farley Malorrus

These Transits are a BITCH
By Farley Malorrus

I've always lived under the regime that there is nothing bad in an Astrology chart, that we must fail or lose in order to grow and gain, or to become aware. The latest entry of Mars in Gemini Opposition Pluto In Sagittarius, plus Uranus in Pisces Opposite Saturn in Virgo, not to mention all the oppositions when the Sun and Jupiter in Capricorn were opposite Mars this last couple weeks and Venus square Saturn, it's enough to even drive this Astrologer mad!

I just got over a 2 day bout with the stomach flu, talking to my tons of antibodies from having the flu about 20 times in my life (works better than a flu shot praying to your antibodies to fight on!), so I slept for 2 days and fasted, and happy to report the fever has broke. Still, the Planets are in some stress aspects, major stress aspects, meaning they are opposite each other and at right angles to each other. This spells stress, karma, maintenance, (MY RV has been in the shop for 2 months from being vandalized and it's taking forever to fix!), now taxes, and with the upcoming Presidential races, I would not be surprised to see someone different win in almost every state! I don't think that will happen, but let's just say with these aspects, I wouldn't be surprised to see a yo yo effect politically.

President Bush is hanging in there, and staying low, with his assassination profile in RED, I would suggest he not go to any 3rd World countries for awhile....His assassination aspect lasts at least 2 years, (Even when he's out of office).

Now, who would want to hurt poor old President Bush? What a guy, eh? He's only put the United States in debt by 3 trillion dollars, had over 3,000 American Soldiers killed, over a million Iraqis, and Afghanis killed, and maybe 30,000 U.S. Soldiersmaimed...

So, what has Bush done for us lately? Not a good time for Cancer people in general with Jupiter in Cancer and soon Mars going direct and opposed it once again.

The stock market is hanging in there, even though the recession is now in full tilt, and with the oncoming release of the latest car, the "TATA," which is only $2,500; it's as if someone knows people will be running out of money, so they are preparing by having a tiny little car that will be affordable even for the poor.

The Planets are in the strangest place I have seen in awhile, so I won't be surprised at any of the headlines, and I realized that even though we spent 3 trillion dollars, since 911, that we have NOT HAD ANOTHER terrorist act in the U.S. A steep price to pay to fend off paranoia, so one wonders if Bin Laden is really a terrorist or just involved in some kind of mind control conspiracy to reinforce 'the New World Order.'

I was wondering, ironic that Barack Obama won Iowa, considering rumor has it, he may even have a Muslim background. Can you imagine? The Republicans should have a field day with that should he be nominated, as it's a slam dunk the American people would not elect a Muslim President while we are still at war in Muslim countries, or not?

I'm just happy to be healthy and get my bills paid, and considering where all these planets are, if your life is going to hell, if you are in hell, or if you haven't been feeling too good lately, it may have something to do with the strange mix of energies out there in the Universe affecting us all. It reminds me of what Kanye West says in his song 'Stronger,' that whatever doesn't kill us, makes us stronger.

Happy also to report, my nephew Matt is coming back from IRAQ this month, and he tellsme, there was no evidence of War the whole year he was there. NO sound of fighting, gunfire, or insurgency... Maybe this IRAQ war is the perverted fantasy of some big wig arms dealer who gets off on selling trillions of dollars worth of armament at the American Peoples expense...Imagine being overseas in a war zone, with no war....What's wrong with this picture?
Someone told me once that the U.S. was taken over in a Coup in 1963 when JFK was killed, and that the New World Order had taken over at that point. That means we really don't have any freedoms any more, that all the elections are rigged, and in general, that someone out there must think the American people in general are retarded.

Depending on whom we elect as our next President, I think that answer should be clear. I mean we did elect Bush twice? Or was it the supreme court, or maybe those bogus voting machines? IN any event, hang in there through these aspects, and if you are turning 30, 60, or 90, best take things one day at a time, and take care of yourself, as Saturn has come back around to Virgo to do it's deed.

Next PLUTO GOES INTO CAPRICORN and AMERICA HAS IT'S FIRST PLUTO RETURN since it's inception....

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