Wednesday, May 9, 2007

George Lopez Finale w/Edward James Olmos By Farley Malorrus

George Lopez, and Edward James Olmos on Finale, Hysterical (Story of my life!)

 

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Monday, May 7, 2007

IF you are Feeing Weird, it's not YOU, By Farley Malorrus

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Feeling Funny lately? Weird? Out of sorts? It's not You....Venus, Mars, and Pluto....Jupiter and Uranus, Saturn and Neptune all in stress aspect! Fancy that!

By Farley Malorrus

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I love this time of year...Ahh, Spring....all day long I've been reciting this Christian Childrens prayer:
"Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to God my Soul to keep, and if I die before I wake, I pray to God my soul to take.."
Oh well, I'm thinking, what's up with you Farley? Why are you freaking out?
My charts on fire, that's why. My Uranus and Venus are being torn apart by Venus, Mars, and Pluto. That's like saying my Karma ran over my Dogma, and I'm having a heck of a CATastrophe.

Yeah, Venus in Cancer, was just exactly opposite Pluto in Gemini yesterday, not my best day, and Now, with Mars going into Aries, in Stress to Pluto AND Venus, most people are just scurrying around to make ends meet.
I got my bills forwarded to me 'late' yesterday by my trusted postal service, about 3 weeks late! I guess with Pluto opposite my Uranus (Pluto at 29 Sag, my Uranus at 29 Gemini), it could drive anyone crazy, but if you knew how much money I paid out in bills today you would faint, dead to rights.

I became an Astrologer to try and understand the chaos, havoc, break ups, emotions, ups & downs, cycles, people, life in general. Trust me, I wouldn't be here today without the knowledge of this gigantic magnetic system we live in. Even though you may be Farley Malorrus and have a HUGE edge on the World knowing what is going on, sometimes thinking you can FEEL Everyone in the World and their pain, it isn't always a blessing. Yesterday I was surrounded by Angels, and it wasn't a mistake, because they knew what kind of HELL Today was going to be.

So, in the last 40 days, I survive Dad almost dying (miracle recovery), Molar Root Canal, bills lost, then paid finally, ridiculous people trying to get into my life, that I have nothing in common with (a huge drain), and the politics of dancing to boot (what's that Farley?) Well, at least I have God to lean on, when dealing with the triviality and delusion of existence and existentialism on top of it. When you get right down with it, life is really over, we are in heaven, and this is a recording we need to watch to evolve and not get bored. The Stars, Sun, Moon, Planets, and Galaxies are like a huge hard drive, (Notice they all go in circular motion just like a record or a hard drive) that keeps spinning off ad infinitum trying to make sense of all of it for us.

So, who's idea was it to make us 8 strand DNA humans instead of 12 strand which is normal? Why is it our consciousness is limited as is our brain capacity? WHy must it be a huge game of us trying to figure everything out, make the right choices, hope we don't get cursed to eternal hell, or end up in a God awful job or marriage? Why does it sometimes seem like it is a huge game, and that we are just puppets.
Imagine, human beings with only an average of like 12% brain capacity. If we had 30%, we could call God up on our cell phones, but no, 12% maybe 16% if you are Einstein, and still you have people out there fighting and killing each other over who's version of God or Allah is correct. Yeah, right, God's over there in the corner on the floor laughing so hard, he can barely breathe and we are killing ourselves trying to figure it all out.
Then along comes a month like I've had where the maintenance of life and the mechanics of living and survival are at issue, and I find myself taking it personal.

Now, you understand that Prayer I made? Just trying to get some perspective. Well, if you are having a hard time this week, feeling lonely, depressed, out of sorts, out of synchronization, or just batty, trust me, a lot of people are like that now. A continuous dose of computers, Internet, TV, movies, books, newspaper, magazines and everything you are addicted to has it's way of making you feel like you are behind and missing something like some new technology that just came out that made everything else that came out last month, obsolete?
Who's in charge here anyways?

Well, I don't want to bore you with all this, but suffice it to say that Venus, Mars, and Pluto are going berserk, along with Jupiter and Uranus, and also Saturn and Neptune which makes this week a perfect week to go into suspended animation or hibernation for about 2 years, wake up to a new world (if it's still here) a new President, and very different planetary placements. I'm hoping you are getting a grin or two out of this post listening to me ramble in total clarity and sobriety about feeling disconnected from just about everything. I'll be fine! Don't worry about me! I'm ok! Just fine thanks.

Be at Peace.
Your bud.
Farley

 

The Truth About Angels By Farley Malorrus

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The Truth About Angels, or What I believe to be true.
By Farley Malorrus, www.radioastrology.com

I can see my Angels; not like you see people, but I can feel their presence and love around me all day, every day, all my life...It is an amazing thing to sense such power and love from God and his Angels, because they are there.
They are all around me, everyday. Good people are surrounded by Angels. Even some people who are not that great, but who have hope, have Angels, no matter what religion if any. That's what I believe. Faith, hope, and Love attracts them...Negative energy repels them.
You can feel them, almost see them, maybe touch them, and feel their embrace.
God's Angels are here as our guardians to protect us and guide us, advise us, aid us, help heal us, give us sound advice, and serve as communion with the Lord.
If everyone was aware, that just by being a good person, you could have wonderful loving mythical type beings around you as support for trials and tribulations, then life on Earth would be a much more peaceful place.
When you pray, your Angels come to you, listen to you and transmit your prayers to God.
When you have problems are in danger, sick, or maybe even dying, I firmly believe that if you are good, decent person, and tried to live the best life you could, and help others as best as you could, then your Angels will be there for you, to lead you into the light.
We live in a multi verse that has many parrallel dimensions fully occupied by beings like us of a higher vibration, that we cannot see, really unless we accept the fact that "They are there."
I believe that we can evolve to an Angelic state by serving as Earth Angel while here.
Don't feel down, and don't be sad, or depressed. Just embrace the Lord with all your heart and soul, with a conviction that is by far and above the best you can give, and the Angels of God, whom are many, will be there for you.
Sometimes the Love you can get from God and His Angels can be so overwhelming, that it can bring you to tears, which is often my case.
I thank God that I am so very blessed...Only you know ifyou are blessed, and only you can see and feel your own Angels, or at least acknowledge them to protect and guide you.
There's more to life than meets the eye. In the infinite possilibities of this Universe, all things are possible, you just need to believe.
Be at peace, and have a great week.
Your Bud.
Farley Malorrus

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Venus Opp Pluto, Sat Opp Neptune By Farley Malorrus

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Venus Opposed Pluto

Saturn Opposed Neptune
By Farley Malorrus www.radioastrology.com

This is a very nervous time for this planet, all week long. As long as Venus in the sky is exactly opposite Pluto (still a planet in my book), and 2 of the largest planets Saturn is opposite Neptune for quite some time, confusion may reign.

These aspects are like a terminal "Moon Wobble," where details, trivia, taxes, changes, setbacks reversals, switches, bubbles bursting, and all kinds of havoc are possible. The Venus/Pluto opposition puts Gemini and Sagittarius in stress mode, and makes it difficult for SO MANY people all over the world to make choices, and even if they do, by next week, things could be different. I don't much care for it, as my Planet URANUS (In my birth chart) is being set off by this aspect which means clarity could be difficult to find. Sleeping late, taking the day or week off, thinking before speaking, putting off major choices for about 10 days, and finishing up projects, and programs already started would be the best advise.

The War rages and as long as Saturn in Leo is opposite Neptune in Aquarius, I see no end to Congress settling with the President and no end to this war. It is all about egos, corruption, agenda's, and different points of view as far as where America is heading. Some believe if we pull out it would be fatal for those in Iraq, whereas others believe (as I do) that Iraq would stabilize much like Viet Nam did after we left there.

I pray for our World leaders as I could not imagine the stress they are all under and the decisions they face. This is a complicated time for many people now, and the best thing to do is keep it simple, stay low key, sleep late, take time off, and avoid conflict with anyone. (Tough to do in a war, so I expect more havoc this week)

That's the latest with the Planets. Bless you all!

Farley Malorrus

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

BANNER

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VIDEO OF ME 4:28 Long, DOING MY CHARACTERS, CLOWNING, and BEING MICKEY MOUSE, GOMER PYLE, JFK, CARTER, GOOFY, ELMER FUDD, and others. Also a 'scene' from Jurassic Park with the Raptor...LOL

 

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I waited in the Shadows
By Farley Malorrus, all rights reserved, Copyright, 2007

The Moon rose high in the sky, bright as a blue giant in a nova. My heart pounded with delight and diversion.
I grasp at words, but they could not come.
The wind felt good on my face and my hair, as the heat of the day began to chill, I got goosebumps.
The spiders weaved their webs, the Ravens cawed, the eagles and hawks soared to their nests, and the lake was calm as glass.
I felt I could walk on the water at this point but knew I was not Jesus; far from it. Still, the air was clear as was the sky and the Moon glanced at me as if grinning about something I did not know yet. The transformation is delayed and I know not why?
The night birds started to sing, and a lone boat slowly drifted out on the lake at dead slow, careful not to disturb the glass of the water, or me.....
In a distance I heard thunder and saw the skylights from the lightning. I knew the rain would not come here as we were not down wind. I felt the moisture upon my face from the dew of the night, and thought of how blessed I was to be here.
I waited in the shadows for you, but you did not come.
I knew you were safe in your cave, and well hidden from danger, but still I yearned for your presence. If only I could see you once more; if only I could talk to you; if only just to hold you.
The still of the night grew near as all became quiet and as the Moon set, pitch black came upon the lake. The shadows grew dim, and it was my time to howl and go on the prowl. The time of the Wolf was here, and with my heart pounding, and blood racing the transformation began, late but intense. My claws popped out, and my skin transformed, and nose pushed forward as my clothes dropped off, and fur covered me from head to foot. The beast is risen, and the time to feed is near. The smell of blood fills the air as my consciousness drifts from crystal clarity to primal seek. No trace of the human, as the Wolf remains, intact, intent, and hungry. The night is young and I must go. I waited in the shadows, but you did not appear.
Perhaps you did the right thing. I disappear into the night and only my sub conscious mind knows the rest. It's a long night and I must explode with my need to feed. Now, where was that cave?

 


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