Friday, March 9, 2007

The Best Part of the 12 Signs..By Farley Malorrus

The Best Part of the 12 Signs...
By Farley Malorrus

We've seen the 'worst,' now it's time to look at the bright side to Astrology..

Aries: Full or energy, quite comedic, brutally honest, perhaps more honest than all signs, hard working, team player, loving, warm, affectionate and quite romantic! Team Player, wonderful at getting things done, and lighting a fire under the rest of us, childlike, funny, exciting, enthusiastic, confident.

Taurus: Some say the most romantic and passionate of all 12 signs, and if they love you, they would do 'anything,' for you. Dedicated, commitment oriented, old fashioned family standards, loyal to children and family, logical, trustworthy, good leader, and money manager. They can make you feel good just being around them as they exude confidence, love, and excitement with their thoughts and actions.

Gemini: This sign is the pure psychologist. If you need someone to talk to and can't afford a shrink, Gemini will put things in perspective for you. Excellent at debate, discussion, reading, acting, figuring things out, computers, brain storming, idea manifestation, and taking care of the bills, the mail, and any and all kinds of paper work. Sweet, loving, makes a good friend, and easy going.

Cancer: They will cook for you, clean for you, create gourmets, cry with you, give you a hug, a shoulder to cry on, a strong shoulder to lean on, and when it comes to family, father, mother, and the kids, the Crab is #1. Very protective and home oriented, they will take you under their wing, protect and support you in a time of need. Most of them can be the most nurturing, precious, sweet, and kindest of all the signs.

Leo: The organizer, take charge person, when all hell is breaking loose, pray you have a Leo around to serve as glue to hold everything together. Quite paternal, and family oriented, a comedian, into having a good time, hosting parties, being the life of the party, cheering us up when we are down, offering fatherly advice whenever we need it, wonderfully dedicated to love, romance, and quite knowledgeable when it comes to sex.

Virgo: Virgo means truth, honesty, loyalty, commitment, dedication, morality, sensible, logical, activator, who serves as a role model for all 12 signs as to what the decent, loving, compassionate act would be. If a Virgo loves you, they will serve you unlike any other sign, and will be there for you no matter what. They fight to the end, never give up, never quit, never surrender, unless all options are used up. Truly the best and most honest of all workers.

Libra: The natural attorney, judge, para legal, and person who is so balance oriented, that they won't let anything or anyone get too far out of hand. A vision for justice, and unable to stand injustice, as they will do anything to serve as hero for those unable to defend themselves or take care of themselves. They make great friends, wonderful lovers, outstanding mates, husbands, wives, and overall family people. Great with children, and a great role model overall. They tend to take care of themselves a bit more than most, and usually know 'what the right thing to do,' is.

Scorpio: Needless to say, if these guys love you, they would literally die for you. The incredible martyr, and most compassionate and loyal of all 12 signs. If a Scorpio is on the team, then the team is solidified. The intensity here has no end. Depending what you are involved the dedication by Scorpio knows no bounds. The loyalty is precise, the honor exact, and the commitment quite obvious. Either brutally honest, or obvious in their actions as far as what they want. Cooperation level is high here when there is love.

Sagittarius: Humor is a foundation for happiness, and this sign can be quite funny, and actually offer humorous anecdotes right at the time we all need them. Always willing to go on a voyage or bring us with them on their adventures. Great in sports, highly competitive, a win win attitude, philosophical, warm, affectionate, passionate, and a team player. Attitude is what it is all about and this sign has a confidence that is bar none.

Capricorn: This sign may be the most honest, the most dedicated, the most hard working, the most committed, the funniest, and the most easy going of all. Once again, Capricorn serves as the 'glue,' to hold us all together. Whatever project, mission, journey, voyage, plan, or situation may occur, Capricorn always seem to offer a logical route for completion. You always get more for your money when they work for you, and the most honest days work of all. They can make great friends, parents, and family members, and also have a deep love for life, people, and God that is quite rare.

Aquarius: Perhaps the best role model when it comes to teaching or sharing knowledge that helps us all, they also make a wonderful, exciting friend, as long as they stick around, and are quite inventive and scientifically oriented, in case that is what we need. Accomplishment is the key word for the water bearer, and if there is a project you wish to succeed with, I hope there is an Aquarius on it to get it done. They do well in show business, because for actors, they can memorize easier, for directors, they are smarter as far as what the public wants to see, for producers, very organized in getting thing together and ready. IF we need or want answers, this sign usually knows what we want.

Pisces: Perhaps the most loving, tender, caring, compassionate, supportive and entertaining of all 12 signs, the fish will sing for us, dance for us, dream with us, and give us all the hugs we need in any given day. Maybe the most entertaining of all 12 signs, there is never a dull moment, and they are full of surprises no matter what happens. Great with family, children, holidays, organizing events, concerts, plays, theatre, and parties. Wonderful comedians, philosophers, full of wisdom, advice, and logic when it comes to needing such things.

That's my take on the bright side of all 12 Signs, for those of you too depressed after reading about the faults.

Farley Malorrus, www.radioastrology.com

Thursday, March 8, 2007

Faults and Flaws of the 12 Signs, So sorry, By Farley Malorrus

Faults and Flaws of the 12 Astrology Signs by Farley Malorrus

Sorry folks but here's the dope...Not true always, but it has been known to happen...

What's wrong with the 12 signs?
Aries: May be too self centered, act too much like a baby, be immature, unable to commit, too much energy, too pushy, and very aggressive. They tend to jump into things, wam bam, sex on a first date could be common, sort of like a freight train to hell at times, not always. Tend to day dream a lot. May be oversexed.

Taurus: Way to physical, in bed it's ok, but make a Taurus angry and they may punch you or worse. The jails are filled with bulls who lost their tempers. Too much focus on money, finance, way too stubborn, and immovable at times. Sometimes workaholic, if obsessed with money. Potential sex addict.

Gemini: They may Talk too much, think to much, act strange, have multiple personalities, flip flop, stretch the truth, act retarded, BE RETARDED, overly psychological, a bit flaky. Sometimes easy to get in bed.

Cancer: Way too sensitive to the boundaries of obnoxious. Pushy and acts tough, but isn't. Some have terrible tempers, or the need to control things emotionally. Too much focus on feelings. Tend to like food too much or overeat. Tough nut to crack romantically at times.

Leo: If they LIE, the biggest of all liars. Manipulative, charming, devilish, stubborn, a bit too rambunctious, controlling, over enthusiastic, and another big kid or baby. Tend to use recreational drugs or drink at times. Think they know it all, and think they are in control, also love to control. Sex addict.

Virgo: Way too picky, critical, detail oriented, and worrisome. Virgo worries more than all 12 signs put together. Too much the negative thinker, and power of the mind dictates why they get in trouble so much, they visualize it first. Digestive problems, never enough fiber or yogurt. Tend to be anal retentive, or constipated. Need to let loose more and experiment. Sometimes Workaholic. Sometimes too prudish or on the dark side, too kinky.

Libra: Often times pretty or handsome, and way to vain about it. Hard to count on for commitment. Too experimental with love, sex, and relationships. Can be promiscuous and prone to trouble in that area with pregnancy and STD's. May talk to much. Think they are a judge and jury. A charming liar when it comes to cheating or betrayal. May not be able to look you in the eyes if lying. Flaky. Sexually experimentative.

Scorpio: Very intense sign, and emotionally extreme. Can be totally happy or very depressed the next second. Need to control passion or sex addictions if they have one. Also sly, manipulative, and controlling in a very subtle manner. May have a rage outburst if pushed. Can be prone to violence if pushed too hard. Potential Nymphomania.

Sagittarius: Way too independent, and may not stay long wherever they go. The most nomadic of the signs, loves to travel, but most don't like it when they leave, without us. Can be very intense emotionally, and if looks could kill, they may have one. Tend to hold weight in hips, thighs, and buttocks. Need to watch alcohol intake, as sensitive liver. May be into flip flop or confusion at times. Potential sex addict.

Capricorn: If they drink, it may be pathetic, so hope they don't. Why do they settle for being over worked and under paid? I don't get it. The Martyr (Nixon and Elvis,) the victim, the bunt of jokes. They can be workaholics and career addicts. Do they really need friends? I hope so. Some are known to be hermits. Need to focus more on health, and have enough calcium for skin and bones. The most LUST of all signs is right here.

Aquarius: This is another sign that likes to talk, sometimes preach, and/or talk to much. They are smart, but may be a bit obnoxious with their wisdom. Another know it all, or control freak, who can be very subtle. Hot and cold emotionally, and sexually. All or nothing at times. Prone to break ups, accidents, unpredictable behavior, and bolting if upset. Hard to count on long term, but some last (Like my Mom). Flaky. The best and worst lover. You may need an appointment to make love to this one.

Pisces: Hopefully, they are not into drinking or taking drugs, or they may have a short life. Daydream more than any sign. Their own worst enemies. Known to get themselves in trouble without any help. May not think before they do things enough. Over emotional, prone to depression if no support, and may be obsessed with music, clubbing, and recreational drugs. Here today and gone tomorrow, the will of the wisp. Another potential Nymphomaniac.


Okay all, that's my take on the flaws and faults some of the 12 signs can offer.
No offense to anyone, and it WON'T BE TRUE IN ALL CASES,but when it is, you will be amazed!

Farley Malorrus, www.radioastrology.com

 

MOON IN SCORPIO ADDS TENSION TO ALL By Farley Malorrus

Moon In Scorpio Adds Tension to ALL for 60 more hours.

By Farley Malorrus

The Scorpio Moon (The area of space the Moon is located for another day and half) is in stress aspect to Mars all night long (in Aquarius), then it will be in stress aspects to Mercury and Neptune in Aquarius, and Saturn in Leo mostly all day tomorrow and tomorrow night.
I pray nothing bad will happen, but with this aspect, and the end of the Moon Wobble, it could be troublesome. Hang on Stock Market! Beware Terrorists! When the Moon is in the dark sign of Scorpio, sometimes the pot boils over, and that which has been repressed bursts forth!

In truth, I won't be surprised if we get some major headlines today, (it's 4:30am in EST), meaning, anything from a new offensive, a bigger bomb going off, or the stock market freaking out.
Hopefully President Bush and Cheney won't get bashed too much today, but their poor horoscopes look just God Awful.
IF I were them, I'd stay in doors for 60 hours!

Well, I was born with this Moon, so I'm going to bed very late, and sleeping very late. Perhaps seeing "300" this weekend will be a good break for us all as we watch the Amazing Spartans hold off the Persian Hordes..
Now, that's another story.
NO, today is NOT a good day to get Married.
No, Today is NOT A GOOD day to buy a house.

No, Today is NOT a good day to propose marriage.
No, Today is not a good day to buy anything Huge..

No, today is not a good day to meet someone, unless you know them quite well already.
No, I wouldn't start any projects tomorrow unless you want them to explode in failure.

Today is a day to TAKE OFF.

Sleep Late, clean house, do laundry, clean clothes, avoid getting too inebriated, and the best thing to do today is meditate and pray!

I'm also hoping that someone major from Hollywood doesn't die today. So, let's just try to sail through the day with a minimum of problems, okay?
Yeah.
I'm not being negative, but the Moon in Scorpio tends to increase depression world wide by about 50% for the 72 hour pass. I am trying to show you guys how Astrology works. Just like I can predict a Champion, I can warn us all of a storm going on in the "Force," at the same time.
Fasten your seat belts!!!
Farley Malorrus, www.radioastrology.com

 

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

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Monday, March 5, 2007

Sunday, March 4, 2007

9 days left to end of Moon Wobble By Farley Malorrus

9 Days left to end of Moon Wobble....3/13/07, it's Over

Ana Nicole Smith has Died, Departed won Best Picture/Director, Dick Cheney almost dies, Dick Cheney gets blood clot in the leg, Bush may change his mind on the war,The Stock market has fallen over 500 points, and lots of disappointments, setbacks and surprises so far. Still, this months Moon Wobble is 28 days long, it will peak on 3/6, then 7 days later it's over.

Will the stock market continue to fall? Most likely it may keep falling until at least Tax Time, April 16, due to all the planetary aspects. Will it fall the last 9 days of the Wobble?  Anything is possible, and one thing is for sure, as far as stocks go, I'd be cautious. ON the other hand, Tax Free, Insured Municipal Bonds are soaring in value, fancy that! So, investing in governments at this time, might not be such a bad idea.

For me, I sail through these wobbles expecting a 10%to 15% success rate at all I try, meet, do, or ponder. I'm never surprised when the bubbles burst, or the stock market falls, or movies PAN, or some blood curdling violent shoot em up like the Departed wins an award. TO me, this is a time to heal, to ponder, to complete, to do maintenance, clean up your act, have closure, and be a better person. The world wears a veil, and 4 times a year, 28 days each time, when the Sun is at odds with the Moons nodes, the veil is lifted. Did you happen to see that awesome Lunar eclipse the other day by chance? That could have been the biggest bubble of all, but in 48 hours, if you are expecting a miracle, don't hold your breath.
A humorous part of this current Moon Wobble, is John McCain, 'sort of,' announced his candidacy for President on David Lettermen's show this last week. Will that be to his doom, not only because he is one of the few whom support this unwinnable war, but because he announced during the Wobble? I think there is a 90% chance YES, it will be his downfall. I'm thinking OBAMA, and HILLARY announced at the beginning of the Wobble, but John Edwards was way before. I give the nod to John Thompson, actor, and former Senator from Virginia, and John Edwards as two early dark horses to win their parties nominations, due to avoidance of activity during the Wobble. Time will tell and we shall see. I meanat least I got the Cardinals, sort of the Colts, and the Stock Market Crash, so at least using Astrology, some times I am right. One thing is for sure,the MIAMI HEAT will not repeat as NBA Champions, because with their star Dewayne Wade out with an injury during the current wobble, even with Pat Riley, their chances are now slim, even with Shaq.

So, that's my take on the current state of things, keep your head down, keep the faith, say your prayers, and in 9 days, the Sun/Moon will continue it's normal rotation sans Wobble.
Hold your breath for the stock market until tax Time, 4/16, and let's hope it doesn't fall a total of 1,000 points or God help us, even more. To all those who took my advice, and sold before the Wobble, KUDOS, you saved a fortune, and to those who lost their butts, you have my sympathy. Just watch your back side this next 45 days!

Farley Malorrus

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Thursday, March 1, 2007

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